For those of you who view the Super Bowl as an excuse for people to gather together to eat pizza rolls, little hot dogs in barbecue sauce, chips and salsa from football-shaped serving platters, and have nacho cheese sauce flowing from what ordinarily is used as a chocolate fountain (yes--I heard that one on the radio!);
For those of you who think that the Super Bowl is a prime example of how advertising and marketing executives have negatively influenced our culture by manipulating gullible Americans into believing they will somehow be "missing out" if they don't watch the game and purchase abovementioned products for a party;
For those of you who can't see how advertising is an art form and do see that "halftime entertainment" has come to be a euphemism for legalized, televised soft porn;
For those of you who know of others who haven't watched a professional football game all season long but will participate in Super Bowl Sunday as a national holiday~
Here are some Un-Super Bowl alternative activities:
*Go to your church's afternoon/evening service and recognize just how blessed you are that your minister is preaching the Gospel
*Eat baked brie, have a chocolate fondue with fruit, serve spinach dip and your favorite bakery's bread, and share a nice bottle of wine with the other grown-up(s)
*Watch a movie classic together as a family
*Read a book together as a family
*Listen to music together as a family
*Play games together as a family
*Talk together as a family
*Invite friends over and engage in any of the abovementioned activities
Snobby? Maybe. Cynical? Definitely. Clueless at the office on Monday? Absolutely! Missing out on an astounding life experience? Probably not...
